n3rdfighterforlife:

abitofholmesandwatson:

mybedshapedshadow:

spicypeppers:

delighteddelineations:

kryptoswag:

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:


“A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

 This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.

There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
HAHA, that’s terrible.

“Better late than pregnant.”
ohgoshwat

‘when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way’
this slayed me

This is adorable. XD

PERFECT

don’t bite the hand that looks dirty. i’m actually crying from laughing so hard…

n3rdfighterforlife:

abitofholmesandwatson:

mybedshapedshadow:

spicypeppers:

delighteddelineations:

kryptoswag:

therearecertainshadesoflimelight:

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.”

 This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.

There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.

HAHA, that’s terrible.

“Better late than pregnant.”

ohgoshwat

‘when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way’

this slayed me

This is adorable. XD

PERFECT

don’t bite the hand that looks dirty. i’m actually crying from laughing so hard…

(via waiting-for-the-tardis)

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