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Attention, everyone. →
professional-princess:
On New Year’s Eve AAA will be providing their free Tipsy Tow service between 6:00pm and 6:00am. If you or someone you know is intoxicated on New Years’s Eve, call AAA and request that someone come pick up you and your car and they will take you home for free.
Again, this is a FREE service. So, if you insist on drinking alcohol, instead of risking you or a friend getting...
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
totally-relatable:
I like you.
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alphyns:
i watch too much british television and read too much british fanfiction and watch too many british movies and then i slip and use british slang in conversation and people look at me funny sigh
Você já viu vários filmes e gosta de muitos, mas...
mundodebesteira:
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
When you try to make a joke, but nobody thinks...
They are all like:
& I’m just like:
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
What girls really mean when they say they like...
thesupernaturalnerd:
bad boys:
businessmen:
jocks:
punks:
nice guys:
nerds:
the “male model type”
surfers:
southern gentlemen:
sensitive guys:
funny guys:
Moose:
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
This is my childhood flashing before your eyes.
justanothercrayola:
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"Wait, so you're actually happy just sitting...
totally-relatable:
Yea Mom, I am.
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Today I got in a crash, it was one of the scariest experiences ever
Soldier: Professor, do you absolutely trust him?
River Song: I absolutely trust him.
Soldier: He's not some mad, crazy man?
River Song: I absolutely trust him.
"Fácil como tirar doce de criança!"
mundodebesteira:
-Tenta tirar doce de mim quando eu era criança para ver o fácil.
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shaynnee:
A nice smile/teeth is a huge turn on.